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Beat the heat with a pint, at Monty's Korner tonight!

DL peoples of Rochester!

Okay, the heat is gawdawful. As members of the Reality-Based Community (TM) we acknowledge this, take full accountability (global warming, HELLO), and Move On to solutions. Since the Apollo Alliance isn't going to convert our energy supply to renewables by tonight, I encourage you to come by Monty's Korner this fine and sultry eve to quaff some chilled beverages. Be they water, G&Ts (hi Rainy!), or fine lagers.

Is it a band-aid? Sure. We'd like to do more, Kirk, but for now, we DEWN'T HEHVE TH' PEWER!

It reminds me of a sci-fi book on global warming from back in the 70s where on the back it said "At last mankind had done something about the weather. Something horrible..."

You could almost cut that kind of prose with a knife.

Anyway. We had a fine time last week out on Monty's patio, where we swapped chairs with other tables as people came and went, in the true spirit of community that we need to spread across this great city, county, and dag nabit, nation of ours.

This week we might be a little late, so anyone that comes spot on 7 or thereabouts, if you don't see the red, white, and blue bottle out on the table, ask one of Monty's crackerjack staff to hand it over to you, and be a DL Pioneer! Set that baby up on the table and wait as patriotic dissenters like yourself flock to that crazy beacon of liberty!

Whoa. Note to self: never mix ibuprofin and coffee. Whee.

Cheers,

Ted

posted by progroch @ 7:01 PM